![]() ![]() Right, like she doesn’t have an impeccable Omelianchik in this sea of Yurchenko tucks. So much to unpack in that exchange, starting with “Oh Twelve.” Lauren reiterates that he can’t be committed to both Summer AND her gymnastics career, which is some next level Electra complex shit.ĬKC’s pretending to be intimidated by Kelly Parker. He says, “Oh Twelve is going to be our year!” and then tries to fist bump her. Lauren and her daddy have a heart-to-heart on some mats. Then they hold hands over the chalk bucket while Sasha glowers in the background. Come on, Danny Tanner raised you better than that…īack in the gym, Kaylie asks Carter, “You wouldn’t cheat on me, right?” He responds,“Of course not!” because 17-year-old boyfriends always tell the truth. For some reason, this irks Summer and she rolls her eyes and walks off. Meanwhile, Lauren excitedly tells her daddy about her new acro series. He tells her he misses her she says it’s over but that she still thinks he’s still cute. ![]() Speaking of dirty cheaters, Marty is waiting for Kaylie’s mom at her reserved parking spot. Kaylie’s all, “I’m so lucky! How many boyfriends would prioritize their girlfriends’ gymnastics goals ahead of having sex?” According to Lauren, “Just the ones who are getting some from someone else.” “Lover Boy” makes eyes at Kaylie and/or Lauren during practice. Guys, this reality is far superior to our own.Ĭarter a.k.a. Since winning Nationals the previous year, Kelly Parker has become “a major celebrity” who not only has been at every film premiere and nightclub opening but also has her own lucrative cosmetic line. Seriously, what the mother of crap is with all these elite gymnasts switching gyms and coaches right before a major competition?! Whoever wins goes to Natties as the favorite whoever loses, “Well… We won’t lose.” To make matters even more dramatic, THE Kelly Parker just joined Denver Elite. This is my favorite scene of the entire series thus far.īut what, you may be asking, is on? The Rock has challenged Marty’s new club, Denver Elite, to an invitational fun meet that doesn’t really sound all that fun. In the office, Sasha and Marty bust each other’s apple bags for being an alcoholic has-been and an adulterous silver medalist, respectively, before laughing and declaring, “It’s on,” while shaking hands. None of the gaggle of Gym Moms in the observation area know what to make of Marty’s sudden reappearance… None except for the ever-classy Khloé Kmetko, that is! She looks very conspicuously at Marty’s married ex-girlfriend Ronnie Cruz and actually says, “AWKWAAARD!” He very rightly tells her that it’s not ready for nationals and that she’ll, “make a decent splash, but you’re not top 10 material yet.” What is with the coaches on this show being so reasonable and responsible?Įmily counters that, “Marty believed in me,” to which Sasha says, “Marty isn’t here…” But wait, enter Marty! I don’t have time to be nervous.” Foreshadowing?Įmily tries to impress Sasha by chucking a FTDT bars dismount, which she lands like this: “Her DOD is probably as high as yours now!” No lie, it took me a solid minute and to figure out that “DOD” means “degree of difficulty.” Anyway, Focused Payson’s like, “Pssh… Nationals are three weeks away. Guys, Sasha’s putting a LAYOUT LAYOUT into her beam routine, and Kaylie and Payson are impressed. Join us in the cheesiness and the early 2010s TV gymnastics by using the hashtag #MakeItOrBreakItDown on Twitter as you watch. ![]() You can also buy the DVDs or purchase seasons or single episodes on various platforms, like iTunes. Want to watch along? You can find MIOBI on Hulu and the Freeform app, all you have to have is a subscription/cable login. Every Saturday (and a number of other bonus days) from now until the 2021 season, our editors Katherine, Kalley and Claire will be breaking down and recapping each episode of everyone’s favorite gymnastics show. Which is why we’ve decided to embark on an important journey, one that will take us back through one of television’s most important series to date: Make It or Break It. And while we understand and support the measures being taken to prevent the spread of COVID-19, it means that a lot of us are suddenly left with extra time on our hands… The abrupt end to the 2020 NCAA gymnastics season was a shock to everyone, us included. ![]()
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